Tag Archives: Humor

Blonde Jokes of the Day: The Blonde Deputy

Funny Blonde Jokes

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “what is 1 and 1?”

“Eleven,” she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.” “What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”

Behind Blondie Park’s Joke of the Day…Blonde Needs a New TV


This blonde decides she needs a new tv so she goes to the electronic store. She finds the perfect tv. So she brings it to the counter and says “i would like to buy this tv” and the clerk said “I’m sorry, we don’t sale to blonde’s”

So she goes home and dies her hair red, she comes back to the store, picks out the same tv and says to the clerk “i would like to buy this tv” and again he said “I’m sorry, we still don’t sell to blonde’s” she says “darn it!”

So she goes home and shaves her head bald. she goes back the store and picks up the SAME tv and says to the clerk “i would like to buy this tv” AGAIN he says “I’m sorry but we still don’t sell to blonde’s” s
the blonde says “well how did you know i was a blonde?” and he goes “mam, thats a microwave”

HAHAHAHA that made us laugh so hard. Hope ya like it!

CHEERS….The staff at Behind Blondie Park “Dishing out a little humor”  LOL

Yesterdays Blonde Joke of the day: Blondes Locked Out of Car

Drunk Man Busted for Calling Police Cause He Was Hungry and In Need of A Ride

Florida man was arrested after he called 911 – not once, but twice – to complain he was hungry, authorities said Friday.

Benjamin Dewer, 26, summoned the cops early Wednesday and when they arrived, he told them: “I need a ride to the park and I’m hungry.”

Officers left but the ever-persistent Dewer phoned again with the same “emergency.”

This time police gave him a ride – to jail.

Dewer was being held at the Palm Beach County Jail where he’ll get three squares a day – in lieu of $1,000 bond.

In a less-than-shocking twist, police said Dewer was apparently drunk when he made the calls.  Read more here

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More not so bright call the police stories true stories:

What Do You Mean You Lost The Key?!…

Police went to a residence in Detroit in response to a call that a husband had handcuffed his wife to their bed then lost the key. They freed the woman, then determined the situation was more intimate than unlawful. No charges were filed.

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WHOOPS TEXT SENT TO THE WRONG NUMBER

Honey, I’d Like To Have A Little Talk With You When You Get Home, Love, Dad…

A 18-year-old high school student from Cleveland lost her virginity on the beach on a class trip and decided to send a breathless text message to her friend. Alas, she sent the message to her father instead.

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Donald Trumps Hair It’s A Work of Art

A logical explanation which explains how the Donald gets his hair to look like it does.  It’s not just some swoop over comb job…..It’s a real work of art!

More Strange News Stories

Court Date Set for Man Who Slapped Toddler in Walmart

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

Obsessions of Phillip Garrido’s Life

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

McDonald’s Happy Meal in France & Unusual Restaurants

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Reuters Weekly Review Strange Stories

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Man Slaps a Stranger’s Two Year Old in a Georgia Walmart!

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Demi More Wants A Baby, Latest Splash News Stories

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Rattlesnakes Joined at Neck to go Separate Ways

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Alleged Mermaid Sighting In Israel

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Posted by:  BBParks

Reuters Weekly Review Strange Stories

Mermaid hunt, cute baby giraffe, giant panda birthdays, and waiter racing. See Video Below

Alleged Mermaid Sighting In Israel

Locals and tourists in the Israeli town of have been flocking to the coast in hopes of a glimpse at a creature that most people believe only exist in fairy tales.

HUMOR & STRANGE

The alleged mermaid, said to resemble a cross between a fish and a young girl, she only appears at sunset. It performs a few tricks for onlookers before disappearing for the night.  Read full story here

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MORE STRANGE HEADLINES

From A Mother With Love (HUMOR)

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

WHY HE WAS FIRED (Funny Humor)

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

BEER BOX BANDIT (VIDEO)

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

And That’s How The Fight Started

Monday, May 18th, 2009
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AND IT GETS EVEN STRANGER

Man Slaps a Stranger’s Two Year Old in a Georgia Walmart!

Rattlesnakes Joined at Neck to go Separate Ways

Associated Press Video Highlights: Two diamondback rattlesnakes joined at the neck will soon be separated in a delicate surgical procedure. Vets say the snakes cannot survive together.

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Posted by:  BBParks

♦SOURCE:  REUTERS

A Blonde’s Year in Review

A Blonde’s Year in Review

* January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

* February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels …Helllooo!!! … bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!

* March
Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!”

* April
Trapped on the Macy’s escalator for hours after the power went out!!

* May
Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions…..8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

* June
Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

* July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ….. learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

* August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm … car swamped because soft- top was open.

* September
The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

* October
Hate M&M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

* November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

* December
Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!

SOURCE:  Brain Candy

Posted by:  Blondie

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