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Adele and Ellen DeGeneres Prank Jamba Juice Workers

Adele and Ellen Prank Jamba Juice Employees

Adele hilariously pranked Jamba Juice workers with help from Ellen DeGeneres.

Adele and Ellen, who is know for pranks turned to some fun hijinks on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” on Thursday.

The 27-year-old hilariously carried out the Ellen’s’ commands via ear piece as she pranked some Jamba Juice employees.

“I’ll take a Jamba Juice,” the singer said very nonchalant.

“One small cup but a large,” she continued, confusing the star-struck people behind the counter.

As the workers tried to keep cool and help with her order, the Grammy winner asked “for all of those.”

Hilarious Cat Video…Troubled Punkin has Issues

Meet Punkin aka Fatty Patty Ramblah on Facebook…She hates to be videoed or have her picture taken…Watch her nail her owner with a right hook!

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Worst Parking Job Ever, Video

Absolutely worst parking job ever… BMW driver bangs her car against a curb and two other vehicles trying to park…

Parking, Bad Parking Jobs, BMW, Funny

Watch Video Here

How to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Getting out of a Speeding TicketOfficer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

We're cracking up!Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying s.o.b. Cop told you I was speeding, too!

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Blonde Joke of the Day: The Blonde Deputy

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “what is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.”

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