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Adele and Ellen DeGeneres Prank Jamba Juice Workers

Adele and Ellen Prank Jamba Juice Employees

Adele hilariously pranked Jamba Juice workers with help from Ellen DeGeneres.

Adele and Ellen, who is know for pranks turned to some fun hijinks on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” on Thursday.

The 27-year-old hilariously carried out the Ellen’s’ commands via ear piece as she pranked some Jamba Juice employees.

“I’ll take a Jamba Juice,” the singer said very nonchalant.

“One small cup but a large,” she continued, confusing the star-struck people behind the counter.

As the workers tried to keep cool and help with her order, the Grammy winner asked “for all of those.”

Cats are Hilarious Video…Meet Punkin the Cute Cat that has Issues

Cat Meet Punkin aka Fatty Patty Ramblah on Facebook…She hates to be videoed or have her picture taken…Watch her nail her owner with a right hook!

Feline Facts and Trivia

Cats have been domesticated for only half as long as dogs.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the cat-flap door.
There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.

Worst Parking Job Ever, Video

Parking, Bad Parking Jobs, BMW, Funny

h3>Absolutely worst parking job ever… BMW driver bangs her car against a curb and two other vehicles trying to park…

Facts about Parking

A parking space in Hong Kong sold for $664,000. At that price, you might as well live in your car.

UPS gets 15,000 parking tickets in New York a month.

Drivers in NYC spend an average of 107 hours per year searching for a place to park at a cost of $2,243/driver in wasted time, fuel and emissions.

How to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Getting out of a Speeding TicketOfficer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

We're cracking up!Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying s.o.b. Cop told you I was speeding, too!

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Blonde Joke of the Day: The Blonde Deputy

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “what is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.”

Posted by:  BBParks

40 Things Guys Wished Girls Knew!

40 Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew

Posted by:  Kane Reed (Sports Writer)  A little out of my league but not gonna let this one slip by…..SO True…enjoy!

  • If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
  • Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up, put it down.
  • Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
  • Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
  • If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
  • Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
  • Don’t ask him what he’s thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
  • Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
  • Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
  • Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  • Shopping is not sport.
  • Anything you wear is fine. Really.
  • You have enough clothes.
  • You have too many shoes.
  • Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
  • Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot!
  • Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
  • No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
  • Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
  • Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes – what makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
  • Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
  • A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  • Your Mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.
  • Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
  • Check your oil.


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