How to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
♦Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
♦Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
♦Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
♦Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
♦Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
♦Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
♦Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card.
The driver owned the car.
♦Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
♦Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
♦Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying s.o.b. Cop told you I was speeding, too!
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Funny Break Up Lines
Weirdest Break-up Lines
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- koeldc
The statement states it all……….do i need to be more detailed?
1. My astrologer said if i break up with u, then u will find a better person than me….so i m doing this for u!!!
2. My dog likes u more than me…so i think v should break up..
3. I guess ma doggy is falling for u & i don’t want him to be hurt so u enjoy with him……..
4. Not weird but certainly lame- ” i gotta concentrate on my studies now!!”
5. You seem to endanger my bachelorhood so now we need to break up…
6. ….and i thought u were rich !
7. I guess ma preferences r changing so v better break off!
8. I cant stop thinking bout ma ex its beta v breakup!
9. My neighbors Doggy saw us together & i think he might spit it out in front of the whole world so its beta v break off!
10. Man what have u done to your hair the other day mah mom was asking who was that alien with you, so dude i am calling it off !!
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