40 Things Guys Wished Girls Knew!

40 Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew

Posted by:  Kane Reed (Sports Writer)  A little out of my league but not gonna let this one slip by…..SO True…enjoy!

  • If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
  • Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up, put it down.
  • Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
  • Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
  • If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
  • Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
  • Don’t ask him what he’s thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
  • Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
  • Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
  • Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  • Shopping is not sport.
  • Anything you wear is fine. Really.
  • You have enough clothes.
  • You have too many shoes.
  • Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
  • Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot!
  • Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
  • No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
  • Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
  • Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes – what makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
  • Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
  • A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  • Your Mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.
  • Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
  • Check your oil.

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  • Don’t give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
  • Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
  • It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
  • Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
  • If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
  • If something we said can be interpreted makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
  • Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
  • Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
  • You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done – but not both.
  • Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
  • Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
  • Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
  • Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
  • Telling us that the models in the men’s magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it’s certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
  • The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

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